The definitive review of the new Muse album, Resistance

Resistance album cover

Resistance album cover

Before I begin, I would like to say that I’m a big Muse fan. I have all their albums and have seen them live a few times.

That being said, Resistance is crap. Let me list the ways:

  1. Uprising: The BBC have unveiled the new Dr. Who theme tune. Seems like they’ve chosen Call Me by Blondie
  2. Resistance: Pretty generic college rock with some electronics
  3. Undisclosed Desires: Someone’s been watching too much Smash Hits and VH1. New Wave with hip-hop beats? No thanks.
  4. United States Of Eurasia: Otherwise known as Queen Tribute Act. And why stick on some Chopin on the end?
  5. Guiding Light: Can’t think of anything interesting to say about this song. I suppose, Muse have never been at their best when writing slower songs.
  6. Unnatural Selection: A crap cover version of one of their best songs, New Born
  7. MK Ultra: Probably sounds ok live is about the nicest thing I can think of.
  8. I Belong To You: What the fuck are Maroon 5 doing in my Muse album?
  9. Exogenesis: Half decent but not the incredible epic it had been hyped to be.

This album is an overproduced mess. The past few albums have certainly shown that Muse do like epic and elaborate sounds, but they’ve also contained subtlety and nuance. The Resistance discards all of that and the end result is a bland mish-mosh of ideas that is completely toothless.

I used to think that Muse’s music and interviews were carried out with a knowing sense of the absurd, yet The Resistance and recent comments (Matt Bellamy seeks an audience with Peter Mandelson to fight piracy) makes me think that they actually believe everything they say and their own hype.

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Setting up Git on WebFaction

I recently setup some web hosting with WebFaction for a client. While developing the website locally I have been using git as my version control system, because I’m hip and trendy.

Since my development machine is a laptop (and often behind a NAT router), it would be easier for me to push to the server rather than pulling them since the server’s details will remain constant while mine are likely to change frequently. While merely setting up git on WebFaction is simple, there are a couple of gotchas if you wish to be able to push to the server.

While I have tried to make each step as clear as possible, I realise that I’m not very good at making clear instructions. This is not a git tutorial either so it may perhaps be a bit confusing to those with no prior experience of using it.

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Auto-Update Wordpress With SFTP

Installing a Wordpress plugin with SFTP

Installing a Wordpress plugin with SFTP

Like me, you may use SFTP instead of FTP to upload files to your server. Like me, you may also use Wordpress to blog about things. Like me, you may have been a bit disappointed to see that you couldn’t auto-update Wordpress or install plugins through the dashboard as it appeared to only support FTP and FTPS. If none of this made any sense then you might want to check out What is SFTP and why use it? below.

Yet don’t be disheartened O reader for it is a little known fact that Wordpress does allow one to use SFTP! To do this you need to have the appropriate SSH extension for PHP. Luckily Kevin van Zonneveld has written a lovely guide on how one does this. He does note that a new version of libssh2 has been released and I can confirm that it works so when you reach that section you might want to use the following steps instead:

wget http://surfnet.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/libssh2/libssh2-1.0.tar.gz
tar -zxvf libssh2-1.0.tar.gz
cd libssh2-1.0/

After you install libssh, remember to install the PECL module:

pecl install -f ssh2

and modify your php.ini (usually in /etc/php5/apache2/) to include the following beneath Dynamic Extensions

extension=ssh2.so

You’ll probably need to restart Apache afterwards:

/etc/init.d/apache2 restart

Now when you visit the auto-update page you will have a third option to use SSH, as shown in the image above and your Wordpress SFTP days have begun!

What is SFTP and why use it?

SFTP is a replacement for FTP which is much more secure. It is based on SSH and is not to be confused with FTPS (despite similar names, the two are incompatible). SFTP encrypts all the data and commands that are sent to and from the server and provides protection against a number of network security risks. FTP, on the other hand, leaves everything – username, password, data, etc. etc. – in plaintext and so is susceptible to man in the middle attacks.

Needless to say, I’d highly recommend everyone use SFTP and disable their FTP logins.

What is FTPS?

FTPS is FTP running over SSL-enabled FTP servers. This is similar to the difference between HTTP and HTTPS. With FTPS, all the control data (e.g. authentication) is encrypted but the data may not be. This is because if you have already encrypted the data then there is no point having FTPS encrypt it again. Of course, if the data is in plaintext then you can ask FTPS to encrypt it.

The main problem with FTPS is that you need an SSL certificate plus it requires a secondary channel for the data which may cause problems with some firewalls. Of course, SFTP isn’t perfect as well but it’s the one I prefer.

Happy secure data transferring!

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Experts Exchange

Experts Exchange

If you are a techy person then it is likely that you have used Google (or another search engine) to search for techy solutions to techy problems you are having. It is therefore likely that you have come across the website Experts Exchange as it seems to rate quite highly in search engines for a wide array of topics. You may then be frustrated to find that the answer to your question appears to not be on the page you were directed to and that you are required to not only sign up but actually pay for said solution!

Jings crivens! Paying for something on the interwebs! Heaven forbid such a thing!

Yet here’s Tom’s Top Tip for the day: just keep scrolling down. Scroll past the hidden answers. Scroll past the adverts. Scroll past the topic list. Scroll as if your life depended on it. If you scroll enough then you shall be rewarded with the answers to your question.

I highly doubt that I am the first to expouse this knowledge but I do know that a number of my friends did not know this nugget of wisdom and so would constantly bypass any Experts Exchange results returned by their search engine of choice.

I’m totally perplexed as to why people choose to use that website though. There are any number of websites dedicated to answering your questions and the vast majority are free and don’t require you to scroll past craploads of junk. Can anyone shed a light?

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The Mysterious Shadows

Recently I uncovered a load of old school stuff in my parents house. Most of it has never been seen by anyone who knows me as it was all before I moved to Scotland. Over the coming weeks I shall be indulging in some of my past material and I hope you guys find it as funny as I do!

So without further ado, I shall introduce you to my 7 year old brain with the novelette The Mysterious Shadows.

The Mysterious Shadows: Front Cover

The Mysterious Shadows: Front Cover

(Mick Allen was a pseudonym. No idea why!)

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