Jack Bauer: Bladder of steel

10 hours without a toilet break

This was sent to me by Jonathan during Sky 2’s epic two day long 24 marathon.

Is this how America treats its heroes? By forcing them to withgo from basic bodily functions? If that’s their attitude then I’m afraid I shall have to resign from The American Heroes League. I expect Horatio Caine and Peter Griffin to also tender their resignations.

And yes, I should be writing a report at the moment; don’t judge me.